ISRO refuses to launch satellites for Maoists. Maoists plan to issue global tenders

News has reached me that under government pressure ISRO has
refused to launch a satellite which is currently being fabricated by
the Maoists in the dense jungles of Dandarkarnaya.

The Maoists I believe have now decided to issue global tenders
and plan to approach several International Space agencies.

The launch is expected to take place by the end of this year 2007.

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